Q: Is it possible to book the Embassy Hotel Orchestra? A: Yes. Q: Would they be willing to play my wedding, festival, concert house, smelly bar etc? A: If you have enough cash we'll play anywhere. Q: Since you brought up money… How Much does the Embassy Hotel Orchestra Charge? A: You have opened a very large can of Lumbricus terrestris. We are a group of mildly Agoraphobic musicians who demand responsible corporate governments. I'll cut to the chase and say that you probably don't have enough money to get us out of our house. If you do have enough money it must be dirty money. All of that being said, We love dirty money and we will sell out for the right price. (Or, if you give him gas money. you can have Dave for the evening.) Q: Do you have any quotes that we can use to describe the Embassy Hotel Orchestra? A: Yes, this seems to work well. "Also her hired men are in the midst of her like fatted buttocks; for they also are turned back, and are fled away together: they did not stand, because the day of their calamity was come upon them, and the time of their visitation." -Jeremiah 46:21 If you would like to book the EHO please contact us here.